#Bangcock Day 2.5: HANGOVER TOUR!!! (Plus pictures I prolly shouldn’t have taken yet still safe for work)

And the sleaze starts right here right now

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For some people, Bangkok is the capital of sleaze in Southeast Asia. Known for its pretty ladyboys for and not for hire (not to mention affordable sex-change surgeries), exotic and bizarre sex shows, and hangovers from shit you prolly shouldn’t have taken. We have Hollywood and a thousand and one guides to the central hub of the banana pancake trail to thank for having, albeit small, a picture of what Bangkok’s dark side is.

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IMG_5974Officially my favorite azn beer

IMG_5976Cool company of ladies reppin’ South Africa

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This time though I wouldn’t pass the opportunity up to see it for my own eyes. Nothing screams like #Bangcock than taking The Hangover Tour! The guys from this tour company gave us the lowdown on what can be seen in the sleazy sois of Patpong and Nana entertainment complexes. They also will bring you to key locations of the Hangover II movie – from where the ladyboys are to where the real action is! Depends to you what action you want though – we chose to be dirty all the way – from a bar where ladies with no underwear dance to GAY GUYS SUCKING EACH OTHER’S COCKS. ON. STAGE. Yepp, you heard it right – on stage! Feast on your carnal desires with your eyes. You can give in to it, though make sure you brought enough baht since they don’t swipe cards using their asses!

photophoto(2)photo(3)photo(4)photo(5)These fine ladies bought Patron for everyone. I like them that instant. 

photo(6)They were playing good bitchy music, who are we to resist

photo(7)And that’s Con’s first time to see a punani

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How much sleaze goes around Bangkok, you ask? From the moment the sun goes down… IT’S EVERYWHERE, but especially in Nana (Sukhumvit) and Patpong (Silom). The whole soi is teeming with men, women, and transwomen.

photo(11)This ladyboy is too pretty for words…

photo(12)photo(13)photo(14)Please don’t ask what I’m doing here :/

IMG_5983Yepp, they don’t allow people to take photos, but this was literally shot from the hip. I might be in trouble for posting this, but what the hell.

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There were also a lot of handsome afam, some pretty drunk enough to not realize you’re hitting on them. Hehehehe. I really wouldn’t find a hook up here, but the sight was very welcome. I MEAN THE FIRST FEW BARS WE WENT TO ARE FILLED WITH GIRLS. Nothing against, but this gay guy is pretty sure he’s playing for the other team, if you know what I mean 😛

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When we got to Spanky’s in Nana Plaza though I was hella buzzed already. Mama got one too many Changs to know what she’s doin’ yo! Spanky’s is where they spank you real hard for the love your sunburn. So yeah, don’t go if you have any burns because it’ll hurt. But this drunk boy just had to go on stage and… TWERK. Yes, I twerked like no one’s watching. I twerked like I was in my bedroom. I twerked… and Miley would approve. That’s while being spanked mind you — and I didn’t know — while a real girl (uhhhhhhhh yeah if I knew I would’ve freaked, so I did afterwards) was HUMPING me. Mama got one too many Changs to know what she’s doin’ mhmm alright.

IMG_5988Patpong knows it best

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The stories of the famous ping pong shows were no hoax! This is probably where I was amazed and grossed out all at the same time. No spoilers, but I just have to mention that they shoot darts using their vajayjay. LIKE WHOSE JAW WON’T DROP WIDE OPEN ON THAT. The last performance though was the climax though – like real climax. Yes, if you’re too young to read this, stop reading, or just don’t tell your parents what you read *wink, wink*

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But of course, I wouldn’t pass up on the gay show even if it costed us almost another thousand baht. Don’t care, wouldn’t care, even it actually threw my budget off. Kebs na mga baklaaaa! I wouldn’t have done this anywhere else but here. What I liked about The Hangover Tour is that they swear to get you good seats without getting scammed; with drinks to boot! And I must tell you this, from gay guy to another gay guy – the sightseeing was well worth it. With and without underwear, those Asian boys are indeed ripe for the picking (photo below). I haven’t seen that much showboys in my life. AND I MUST ABSOLUTELY MENTION AGAIN THAT THERE WERE BLOWJOB SHOWS THAT TOOK PLACE. There. To the tune of, was that Rihanna or Lady Gaga? I really wasn’t paying attention anymore.

IMG_5995IMG_5997IMG_5998The Hangover Team gave Val a shirt for her birthday! Yay!

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*With photos from Con and the Hangover Tour team
*I have videos but yeah not posting ’em hehehe

Book your own Hangover Tour here!

Beach weekend!

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Had finally hit the beach! I mean, I know that it was raining (yet again!) the last weekend but I actually kebs everything and just went. What’s the worst that can happen, get stuck in the middle of the ocean? Haha been there, done that.

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So off I went to a roadtrip with friends and also to go to Amped Up in Crystal Beach Resort! A couple of my friends will play there at night and we have surfing lessons and oh god we’re gonna sleep on tents! Y A A A A A A Y ! And there are US marines in the resort (I do not really know why but there they are.) I am so ready for afam!!!

IMG_5301.JPGReading the Eheads feature on Esquire! Damn so good!

IMG_5304.JPGS U R F B OR D T – A

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So basically, I have no photos of what went down there. I ended up wasted and gad the sea was so relaxing so I just had to lounge and watch the beach and listen to the waves with a beer and cig in my hand. But there are pictures from the good guys at Bchbrk Productions c/o Chuckie, my new friend!

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And yes I skipped on surfing because we had to walk kilometers (I really don’t know but I am tamad haha) Oh hey, more photos too here.

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IMG_5313.JPGYes, last weekend was just all about love <3

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I was not ready to give up my weekend so off I went to Teacher’s Village to see my friend Pat! Long overdue, this drinking date was… and it was my first time in like half a year to be back in the area since I moved out of QC. So much has changed, including this new Tomato Kick location at Malingap street.

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IMG_5326.JPGBut I don’t approve of this falafel sandwich. No, TK. No 🙁

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LIFE UPDATE: I’d like y’all to meet my new roomie! I moved places again, and now I’ll be living with Nica. So excited for more roomie things, okay?

IMG_5333.JPGI just love this. From Wrong Ramen. 

IMG_5324.JPGAlso this, from Twitter.

IMG_5336.JPGGone all grunge barbie. In the office. And yes I still take elevator selfies even if there are other people.

MyDrunkKitchenxJonverWearing a bull cap a la My Harto 😛

And in line with this moving things, I got myself a copy of My Drunk Kitchen by Hannah Hart! I’m looking forward to reviewing this… and trying out Hannah’s crazy recipes… with wine, or beer, or anything that could buzz me up. Also, Youtuber love!!!

Live for the weekend, y’all!
Jonver

 

[Video of the Day] The Homo Code

Taken from HIMYM’s the Bro Code comes the Homo Code. Srsly guys, I can’t stop laughing at these two! I’ve always loved Davey Wavey for his videos and well hello there Topher DiMaggio (god, his surname sounds so hot).

You’ll need to turn on the AC after watching this video, I swear! Enjoy!

And that’s what a good morning is all about hahahaha

Weekend Live Blog: 8/30 feat. #GlobeSlipstream

UPDATE:

I was already watching the concert when some of my friends who were at the VIP area invited me for some drinks. Autotelic was awesome but this momma can’t say no to cocktails. I’m too weak!

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The night was so lovely and special!

Cheers to Marlon Stockinger and F1! Cheers to a faster Globe Telecom!

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4:35pm

I got to meet Marlon Stockinger a few minutes back and gad I can even smell him – I assure you he didn’t smell of burnt rubber even after racing. He’s so cute, too! And young? I didn’t know he’s just 23! To be young and famous nga naman, I hope he gets in F1 to represent the country.

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Up next: Up Dharma Down will be playing alongside other bands at the Bonifacio High Street Central!

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So I am here at #GlobeSlipstream here at the Bonifacio Global City. Marlon Stockinger just finished running his first exhibition and will be up against his old friends including Mateo Guidicelli for some friendly competition. Meanwhile, I took a break because the heat is getting to me and jeez I’m sweating like a bacon on the skillet (haha see photo below as well)

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But for apropos, race enthusiasts who are here are mostly hot boys and tbqh they’re not helping me cool down.

If yer here at the event, hope I bump into ya! If not, then follow me on Twitter or Instagram as I bring you guys the latest in here.

FYI still no near sighting of Stockinger but I hope to get to that (don’t be lazy self he’s hot)

Ok bye for now!

IMG_5217.JPGHow hot today is (Deep Fried Bacon-Wrapped Burger at Zark’s)

Also, thanks Globe for inviting me!

[Midweek Challenge] 90’s Bitches

It’s the midweek and god knows it’s TGIAF: Thank God It’s Almost Friday!

You can’t quite go out drinking/partying/dancing in the moonlight/whatever it is that you do but you’re in need of a good something. So hey, I went to my favorite music streaming service (hey y’all Spotify) and made a midweek playlist! I called it The Bitches just because. These power bitch tunes are my fuel at work when I need to shut everything off and focus. Mama knows she needs to grind and (t)werq ’cause she werqs hard for the money! I mean, I know it supposed to be relaxing and soothing and whatnot but my brain is aching for some 90’s girl power meets millenial bitches that matter.

Plus I need to imbibe that bitchiness because boys come in the weekends. H E L L O O O O O O !

So if some of the office peeps ’round are reading – yeah me gyrating on my desk is real.

And for good measure, let’s throw in Troye Sivan’s TRXYE (oh god my midweek is sounding so trippy good thanks to this bb)

JUST. BECAUSE. OKAY.

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Boys of Youtube

Formerly The Vlog Review

So this has been sitting in my drafts folder for a long time now just because I am in deep conflict which of my favorite Youtubers I'm gonna feature here. 

So instead, yeah I won't even explain the title because it is 

self-e x p l a n a t o r y. 

Teehee, enjoy! 

Everyone knows I love these Youtube vloggers and I’m basically just a gay guy in front of my laptop and weirdly laughing while clearly everyone doesn’t even know why. So for those who can’t understand why I am so h o o k e d to these g a i s read up and maybe watch even?

WARNING: You can instantly get hooked. I was anyway when I started watching. What I like to do though, since most of them have been vlogging for a while and are pretty famous already, s digging up their old videos and watching them when they actually started…

But this post is about some of the best boys. Hihi, I am actually excited to write all about it.

Jim Chapmanawwww quirky guy 

I really love Jim Chapman inside out — with all that British accent, tall and lanky built, and that quirky way he does his videos. I swear I can just squirm even if he’s just baking chocolate (see below haha). He’s now engaged to fellow Youtuber Tanya Burr and they’re just the sweetest ever — lucky girl!

Jim Chapman calls his audience best friends (awwwww) and he can sing really well. With that pretty face, yeah I pretty much know why she’d say yes. LOLJK they do look good together!

Connor Franta twink fantasy

I am so sorry for that description. Connor baby, if you’re reading this (HAHAHAHA okay I’ll stop). Seriously, Connor is like the baby brother I never had though I really have a younger brother. He’s so playful and cute (Oh Connor, you!) What I really like about Connor is how he does his funny little skits and how he loves coffee so much like I do. But yeah, he’s my twink fantasy hihi!

Oh he used to be a member of this all-boys group called O2L! But still, if you need your ovaries to explode go watch them.

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Troye, oh Troye! First things first (I’m the realest?) watch his music video with EMI Australia here. And tell me ain’t he the cutest ever?! Troye is kinda dark and quirky in his own right. Idk about the dark, if you ask me. I just sense this darkness from him, innocent darkness that is. But it is all good! I really really really love his new album and it’s kinda awesome he also came out on Youtube last year. Hugs, bb!

Tyler Oakleymy queen

Now if there is someone who dragged me to this whole Youtuber madness, it is my one and only true queen — Tyler Oakley. I love him lots! He’s so gay he can’t hide it and he’s one fierce momma. I think I’ve watched almost every video he has on Youtube (sorry for stalking) and he’s one amazing human being on the face of earth! In my perfect world, I’m king and he’s my queen and all things fierce are upon us.

Lucas CruikshankNKOTB

Lucas used to be in this Nickelodeon show (I’m too lazy to google, so go google haha) and he’s kind of new in this game and damn he looks fine! High pitched and highly energetic — this new kid on the block is sashaying his way in the Youtube-verse (if there is such a word). He does his Youtube show with his best friend Jenny and yeah that girl is equally fab. What I love the most about him? HE JUST LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD OKAY.

So I think I went a bit overly gay on this post hahahaha whatever.

Love Youtubers so much! Reprezent!

Quick update

I ama gravely sorry about the recent bugging down of this site my loyal one-two-maybe-three readers 🙁 Lately I’ve been experiencing problems with my host (huhu) and I’m delayed on a lot of posts. Haha, I like listening to myself when I say that I have a plan (lightbulb!) because it just sounds so nice.

So while it’s bugged down, (no worries though, I found out that the bug seems to be on the admin side and not on the reader’s. So yay you can read my other posts then) I’m catching up on my favorite Youtubers!! And Troye’s (HAHA first name basis) music video for Happy Little Pill is now out!

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WATCH. IT.

Love at first sight: Pub Street

Siem Reap might be big, but there aren’t a lot of things happening in this town. Pub Street is the biggest night out scene in REP and I bet the partyphile on you won’t be able to resist the happenings around here. From night markets to street food to restaurants to pubs (duh), you won’t run out of things to do in Pub Street. It’s an organized chaos around here, that’s why I loved it the moment I laid my eyes on it (not exaggerating — even before going, while browsing online!)

20140510-091253.jpg Big ol’ Jenny-no-Jenny Johnny is kinda big around here

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20140510-091312.jpg This massive and random bookstore is a welcome peaceful corner in the midst of all chaos

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Pub Street is a mish mash of everything in a tiny convoluted array of streets. It would be easy to get lost, but hey we really didn’t mind if we got lost a bit — because everywhere you go just seems lively and so… full of boys (there I said it!) Everyone’s so friendly and cheerful — them foreigners and locals alike love to holla at ‘ya whenever wherever. You’ll feel like this is just your usual pub in your usual city… just with a tropical climate to boot.

20140510-091345.jpg The neon signs signals your entry to the playful streets

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The food doesn’t disappoint as well. As long as you have a nose for good food and great crowd — you’ll never run out of places to eat at. Choices are abounding as well – some with apsara dancers, and some with that music you might have left at home but were badly missing. There is something in Cambodia that tries so hard to make you feel at home.

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20140510-091437.jpg We were just in time for the Angkor Photography Festival when we went there.

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If you’re tired chugging Angkor beer and spicy chow, head to the night market – a few struts away from the main happenings. Don’t be apprehended by “You lady, what you want,” or “Mister, mister you want?” from the locals who are trying to make a living. Just politely say no if you don’t want to buy. Or feel free to haggle — I  did have more shopping done here than I did in Bangkok because haggling is just so fun to do!

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The best part that I liked about Pub Street is how the whole street is a hotpot of different cultures – whether local or foreign, Asian or Caucasian. Everyone’s just there to have fun – get drunk, high, or bloated. Everyone wants to meet everyone. You just need to have your best brave intoxicated self (as for me, that is) to introduce yourself and ask for names. Ask people where they’re from, what they do in life. What brings them to Siem Reap? Most relevantly, have they been to the temples? This French couple we met were just incredible travellers – having been in Siem Reap for the second time around and absolutely loving it so far. I really enjoyed listening to stories of far away lands, where I might have never been. It makes me long to see the world more. It makes me long to learn more, walk more, climb some more. It makes me feel alive.

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Ella left me for a while. I followed where the lights are, and where the people are dancing. I’ve made some friends, some I flirted about. Thanks to the buzz I have in my head til the morning. But some are just lonesome rangers of the night that won’t budge (that Latino wearing a muscle shirt in Linga is one tough nut to crack.) Meeting eyes with eyes, a shot for a shot. I found myself in a shithole where the sobriety of the night is only the hush whispers the walls make. A young Moroccan with the most expressive deep-set eyes to my left, and a seasoned (emphasis) British businessman who has seen half of the world to my right. Hush talks, laughs. Let the serendipity work. The alcohol did its work as well. But not that day, I thought.

20140510-091616.jpg In those intoxicated days in Pub Street, the tuk tuk is one’s only respite. 

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I was back to my friend, who enjoyed her banana-milo crepe in the middle of the street, and who wishes she can bring it to Manila. Ella thinks of the endless shift hours she makes at the hospital she works at. I thought of the guys I could’ve done that day. But we were in the middle of a happy street. And we were just happy. That’s all we need to know.

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Photos taken from iPhone 5

ALL I WANT IS SOME COCK FOR MYSELF

Dirty, eh?

But what I am talking about is the theatrical play from London! COCK is a hit in London before it came to Broadway and finally here in Manila! It’s a story of a gay guy falling in love with a woman. Simple plot with four characters – with a lot of conflict.

How many of these occur really? How fluid is a person’s gender? And to what extent will you tolerate if your lover both has a man and a woman in his life? Is it just about sex? Are humans all about carnal desires? Or we’re just flexible like that?

Add this to my wishlist, I want to see this!

Playdates
March 7, 14, 21, 28, April 4 — Friday at 9 PM
March 8, 15, 29 and April 5 — Saturday at 8 PM
April 5, Saturday at 4 PM
March 9, 16, 23 and April 6 — Sunday at 4 PM
and a special closing gala on April 6, Sunday, 8 PMTickets
Premium (Reserved Seating) Php 1,563
Patron (Free Seating) Php 1,042

Available online at TicketWorld or call 891-9999.

For more information, email [email protected] or go to https://www.facebook.com/RedTurnipTheater

COCK is supported by Fila, Whitespace, Gung Ho Films Manila, Bose, National Book Store,
Powerbooks, When In Manila, and Radio Republic. BusinessWorld, and HerWord.com.
Food and drinks concession provided by Speakeasy.

Tom Daley, oh Tom Daley

So the first news that I heard, rather seen on Facebook, is something close to my heart. A move this big from a sports celebrity is something commendable – bold, brave, and well yeah – controversial. I was really shocked, and I wanna hug him (not because he’s hot) and make him feel he is loved in every corner of the world because of what he just did. (Okay maybe yes also because he’s hot! I am weak!) But he really deserves a hug — look at that awkwardness and vulnerability that he is under while coming out. This is an evidence that around the world a lot of people are experiencing this kind of discomfort and not all of them are brave.

What matters is you’re happy. If you’re straight now, and you feel like you like a guy – feel free. If you’re gay then maybe you feel like going back to being straight – feel free. I agree with my homie (oh Josh Hutcherson, oh you) when he said in an interview with Out Magazine that if you considered yourself 100% anything, that’d be narrow-minded. And stupid imho.


Photo from Out Magazine

And to that, I also give Joshie a virtual hug. You’re the best, man. From advocating gay rights, and now to being actually open to it.


Photo from Queerty

And maybe this picture will be in your Christmas Gift Ideas… well for yourself, haha!

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